mliaverage:

Today my mom and I were talking about death. Nothing morbid or depressing, just what we’d prefer: burial or cremation. I chose cremation because it’s cheaper and it’s not like my body serves a purpose when it’s buried in a casket in the ground. My mom agreed with cremation, but her reasoning was so she wouldn’t come back as a zombie. Good point, mom. Good point. MLIA

mliaverage:

Today, my fifth grade students were concerned because I wasn’t feeling well. I get horrible cramps every month and need to sit down for them. One of my students comes up to me with a smiles and whispers to me ‘Your secret is safe with me. I know you’re a werewolf, like Remus Lupin, because you get mean every month and it’s the full moon tonight too.’ I growled a ‘thank you’ to my student who proceeded to run away smiling. Oh how I love my kids.

mliaverage:

Today, my friends and I carved a pumpkin so that one side was Voldemort’s face and the other was Quirrel, complete with a turban made out of toilet paper. MLIA.